Okay, so the other day I got this wild idea to make a “bear horoscope.” You know, like those zodiac things but with different types of bears instead of, like, a crab or a goat. It sounded funny in my head, and I figured it would be a fun little project.
First, I grabbed a notebook and jotted down all the bear types I could think of. We’re talking grizzlies, polar bears, black bears, pandas… even those cute little sun bears. I wanted to have at least 12, just like the real zodiac.
Then came the hard part: figuring out what “personality traits” each bear would have. I mean, it’s not like I’m a bear expert or anything. So, I hit up the internet and started reading. I learned a bunch of random bear facts – like how polar bears are super solitary and grizzlies are fiercely protective of their cubs. It was actually pretty interesting!
- Grizzly Bear: July 23 – August 22: Protective parent, very strong willed.
- Panda Bear: March 21 – April 19 : Easy going, loves bamboo, a little bit clumsy.
- Polar Bear: November 22 – December 21: Introvert, very independent, powerful.
- And more…
I started matching up bear types with months, kind of based on vibes and the stuff I read. Like, I made the polar bear a winter sign because, duh, they live in the Arctic. Grizzlies became a summer sign ’cause they seem all fiery and intense.
Next, I started scribbling down little “fortunes” for each bear sign. This was the fun part! I tried to be silly and relate it back to bear stuff. For example, for the “Panda” sign, I wrote something like, “This month, you’ll find the perfect bamboo stalk. But watch out for clumsy moments!”
The whole thing took me a couple of hours, and honestly, it’s pretty ridiculous. But it made me laugh, and that’s all that matters. I even showed it to my friend, and she thought it was hilarious. She’s a “Black Bear” apparently – resourceful and adaptable. Who knew?
The Bear Horoscope
Now every time I will see a bear, it reminds me about their horoscope.
