Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in, another one of them star things. Transit Saturn conjunct Chiron, huh? Sounds like a mouthful of marbles to me. But I reckon it’s about them stars up there messin’ with our lives down here. Like when the moon’s full and my old bones start achin’.
So, this Saturn, they say it’s all about rules and being all serious like. Like that time I told little Timmy not to eat all the cookies before supper, and he did it anyway, the little rascal. Got a tummy ache for days, he did. That’s Saturn, I reckon, teachin’ us lessons the hard way. When Saturn moves, it means Saturn transit.
And then there’s this Chiron fella. Heard someone say it’s about gettin’ hurt and then gettin’ better. Like when I fell off the porch swing last summer and bruised my hip. Hurt like the dickens, but I got better, didn’t I? Took some time, some of that liniment my grandma used to make, and a whole lot of sittin’ around. But I healed up. Maybe that’s what Chiron is, Saturn conjunct Chiron sounds like bad but also good. Like somethin’ good will happen after bad things.
Now, when these two get together, Saturn conjunct Chiron, it’s like when you gotta take your medicine. Don’t taste good, but it’s supposed to make you feel better, right? They say it’s a time for “intense healing.” Sounds like somethin’ you gotta go through, whether you like it or not. Just like that time I had to get all my teeth pulled. Didn’t want to, but had to, or I’d be gummin’ everything for the rest of my days.
I heard folks talkin’ ’bout astrology. It’s like readin’ the weather, but instead of clouds and rain, they look at stars and planets. Some folks swear by it. They say it can tell you what’s gonna happen in your life. I don’t know about all that, but I do know that sometimes you can just feel it in your bones when somethin’s comin’. Like when a storm’s brewin’.
They say this Saturn conjunct Chiron transit can bring up old hurts. Like that time I lost my favorite hen, Henrietta. Still miss that old bird. She was a good layer, she was. Best eggs in the county. But life goes on, don’t it? Gotta keep movin’ forward, even when it hurts. Because Saturn is the planet of life lessons.
Here are some things I learned when things got tough:
- Be honest: Like when you accidentally break somethin’. Own up to it. It’s better in the long run.
- Don’t cheat: Cheatin’ at cards, cheatin’ at life, it’s all the same. It’ll catch up to you.
- Don’t be too proud: Pride comes before a fall, as they say. Like that time I thought I could still climb that old apple tree. Ended up flat on my back.
- Too much is never good: Too much food, too much drink, too much anything. It’ll just make you sick.
It is very important to learn life lessons. Saturn transit to natal Chiron, maybe it is a good thing. Sounds like you gotta face your problems head-on during this Saturn conjunct Chiron thing. No more hidin’ under the covers. Gotta get up and deal with it, just like I gotta get up every mornin’ and feed the chickens, no matter how tired I am.
This Saturn transit is always a pain, just like doin’ chores. But you gotta do ’em, or everything falls apart. And I guess maybe this Saturn conjunct Chiron thing is like that too. Gotta go through it to get to the other side. And maybe, just maybe, you’ll be stronger for it. Like an old oak tree that’s weathered a hundred storms. Still standin’ tall.
I heard it is important that you need to be responsible. Like makin’ sure the fences are mended so the cows don’t get out. Gotta take care of things, or they’ll just fall to pieces. Maybe this Saturn conjunct Chiron thing is tellin’ us to take responsibility for our lives, for our hurts, for our healin’.
And you know you can feel restricted sometimes. Like when the weather’s bad and you can’t go outside. Gotta find somethin’ to do inside, somethin’ to keep your hands busy. Maybe that’s what this time is for. To look inside ourselves, to mend what’s broken, to find our own way to heal.
This whole Saturn conjunct Chiron thing, it’s a reminder that life ain’t always easy. There’s gonna be bumps in the road, gonna be times when you stumble and fall. But you gotta get back up. Dust yourself off. Keep going. ‘Cause that’s what life is all about. Just keepin’ on, keepin’ on, no matter what the stars throw your way. And maybe this time, the stars are just tryin’ to help us heal. That is all about horoscope interpretation. Like sayin’ it’s gonna rain by lookin’ at the clouds.
So, if you’re feelin’ a little bruised and battered right now, don’t you worry. It’s just them stars doin’ their thing. Take it from an old lady who’s seen a thing or two. This too shall pass. Just like a bad storm. The sun will come out again. You’ll see. Just be patient. Like waitin’ for them tomatoes to ripen in the garden. Takes time, but it’s worth the wait.
